Top 10 Lessons Learned in Peruvia

Lost Girls RTW Adventure, Peru — By on July 30, 2006 at 3:27 pm

(a.k.a. The area encompassing Peru and Bolivia)

1. The words bus and schedule are oxymorons.
2. Toilet paper is an endangered commodity.
3. Getting change, even for the smallest bills, is nearly impossible.
4. Only the dogs wearing shirts are not strays.
5. One Pisco sour is equal to three alcoholic beverages, so drink ‘em in moderation.
6. It’s completely normal for police to raid buses for contraband blankets and bars for staying open past midnight.
7. It is possible to hike at 14,000 feet for 10 hours with a funky foreign bug.
8. Coco leaves cure everything. Really.
9. Alpacas spit.
10. Happiness is getting 7 hours sleep.

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  • Holly's Sister says:

    Hahahaha!!! I like number 4 the best! And I could totally tell you wrote that Holly, because 7 hours of sleep ANYWHERE is happiness!! Do people really ever get more??